Nothing is certain in this world...
Cranmer was accused of being partisan (as if) in his reporting of the 'cash for access' Labour MPs.
The truth is that none of the early reporting referenced Sir John Butterfill at all. His Grace only learned of it when he watched Dispatches.
There is a certain irony, as Sir John boasts of the likelihood of his going to the Lords, that he observes 'nothing is certain in this world'.
Indeed it is not.
But David Cameron has since made it rather more certain that Sir John will not be taking ermine.
Give it time...